Dating for people with Aspergers.

Via Minkhacks.

Freaks, Geeks and Asperger Syndrome A User Guide to Adolescence.

"If the person asks something like 'Does my bum look fat?' or even 'I am not sure I like this dress' then that is called 'fishing for compliments'. These are very hard things to understand, but I am told that instead of being completely honest and saying that yes their bum does look fat, it is politer to answer with something like 'Don't be daft, you look great'. You are not lying, simply evading an awkward question and complimenting them at the same time. Be economical with the truth!"

This book seems to apply to just about every teenage guy ;)