The right and left brain according to the bible

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Left Brain/Right Brain: The Biblical Explanation

So why are the nervous pathways crisscrossed? Does the Bible offer an explanation? I dare say that it does. Consider the following passages:

Left Brain and Right Brain Are One
John 10:30	I and the Father are one.
John 14:11	Believe me that I am in the Father, and the Father in me.

In the old testament, we often encounter the phrase "God is One." Most people immediately think it means "there is one God." What it really means is that God comprises two complementary opposite persons, a master and a slave. Opposites are one. This is one aspect of the yin-yang duality that I keep making such a big deal about in my work on intelligence. Yin and yang are one. The quoted verses above are of tremendous importance as far as the seven churches are concerned. As we shall see, the manner in which the two hemispheres communicate (I am in the Father and the Father is in me) is explained symbolically in the message to the churches.

Left Brain Is Subservient to Right Brain
John 14:28	The Father is greater than I.
John 5:19	Truly, truly I say to you, the Son can do nothing of Himself, unless it is something He sees the Father doing; for whatever the Father does, these things the Son also does in like manner.
John 8:28	I do nothing of my own authority but speak as the Father has taught me.

Left Brain Generates Speech
John 14:10	The words that I speak unto you I speak not of myself: but the Father that dwelleth in me, he doeth the works.
John 8:28	I do nothing of my own authority but speak as the Father has taught me.
John 1:1-3	In the beginning was the Word (Logos), and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

Left Brain Controls Right Side of Body
Matt 22:44	The Lord said to my Lord, sit on my right hand.
Heb 10:12	[Jesus] sat down at the right hand of the throne of God.

The last table above is highly significant because, as we shall see, the seven churches of Asia represents the left hemisphere of the brain which controls the right side of the body. The point here is that there is no physical necessity for the brain to have a crisscrossed nervous system. To sit on the right side of God is a position of honor. As a Christian, I believe that, since we were created in the image of God, and since God designed the DNA of every living thing and, hence, their brains, it is only fitting that he should pattern our brains after his own.