Get rid of your memories of your ex and live longer for only 49$

For a limited time of only three weeks I’m offering you a special price of NOT $99, $69 $59, Only $49. After three weeks I'm going to convert all the materials in to other format and sell at higher price probably $197 or higher... You can wait if you want but you have only three weeks, unless you want to have your pain for six or more months.So it's only 49$ to forget about your ex boy/girlfriend?!

Wow.. well what kind of backup does this guy have? Well this guy talked to Jane! Here's what he has to say about her and her evidence.

Janet graduated from the university of Kansas with a degree of biology. She continues her further studies on neuroscience (a field of study that deals with the structure, function, development, genetics, biochemistry, physiology, pharmacology, and pathology of the nervous system), which is kind of boring.

Jane is very charming and is one of the very few in her field (neuroscience) to have fun with. You know the one those who have a high level of education in medical science or engineering are very boring. Anyway…

Jane conducted a research to find out why little children learn faster. She studied 23,000 children in different neighborhoods in Kansas City metro area (both Missouri and Kansas).

She spent 10 years doing this research and she found that, children learn faster because their brain is not getting much interaction with other things. You see when we grow older we tend to get involved with too many things and neuroscientists say that

Our Brain Cannot Handle too Many additional Things at the Once.

Ohh but it gets even better... Supposedly:

People, Who are Divorced, Dumped are at Higher Risk of having Mental Disease than those who are in Good Relationship.

It is very dangerous not to know that your mind is corrupted.

Jane continues to explain that one of the biggest worms that overload our brain is bad thoughts or bad memories. In the same study done by Dr Benjamin Malzberg in 1936 divorced men die 10 years younger than married men.

Keeping Your Ex Memories Could Cause Your Death Sooner.

Seems worthwhile to me! hahaha.... (great writing as well!)