Funny caption math formula contest

Come up with captions for these 17 images and win the Science Creative Quarterly's WRITING CONTEST THAT CONCERNS IMAGES CHOSEN BY OUR SCIENCE WRITERS, AS WELL AS SOME MATHEMATICAL NOTATION.

"The Science Creative Quarterly seeks science humour pieces for entry into our awesome new contest. Judging will be based on a number of criteria that can be annotated as follows:



Win a video iPod or Amazon gift certificate. Deadline is March 31, 2007, no entry fee. Steve, this one's perfect for you!